ME: I'm into leggings.
TIM: And hello to you as well.
ME: I really love them. I don't have to be modest if I'm wearing a skirt. You know how I love to scrunch up my legs.
TIM: No. No, I don't know that at all.
ME: Well, you do now. I sit all scrunched up. I'm always scrunched up. I'm a little ball of a person.
TIM: Hmmmmm. So what else about leggings appeals to you besides your proclivity towards armchair gymnastics?
ME: Well, they are way comfy.
TIM: Comfort is in the eyes of the beholder my dear...
ME: So what does that mean? I don't look good in leggings? Is that what you're saying? You don't have a comfort level with how I look in them? Huh?
TIM: I'm just suggesting that next time you're all balled up and doing some kind of unnatural shape-shifting there in your chair, you may want to take a look at what's BEHIND you....that's all....
ME: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Quantum Physics....Tim is ALL up in THAT mix.
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