TIM: You were out early this morning.
ME: I needed to pick up a couple of things. I needed tweezers and dish detergent.
TIM: No seriously, what did you need that early?
ME: Seriously, I needed tweezers and dish detergent.
TIM: ?
ME: What?
TIM: How are those two items even remotely connected and why would they drive you to leave your home looking like that?
ME: Like what?
TIM: Do you not own a mirror dear? You're wearing a leopard print synthetic material. There are NO synthetic leopards. And even if they did exist, they wouldn't come out before 5:00 pm. Haven't we had this conversation before?
ME: I, I, well, maybe. I shouldn't have worn this out this morning?
TIM: Deborah, you shouldn't have worn it to scour your toilet, okay? But, it's done. So, let's tweeze tweeze tweeze and get those dishes done. We shall never speak of this again.
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