Tuesday, September 9, 2008

TIM GUNN HELPS ME CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET...

ME: Well, are you going to help me go through my closet and decide what to keep and what to put in the garage sale?

TIM: You're thinking of keeping something?

ME: Tim, I have to wear something. I can't throw it all out. Besides, it's not all bad is it? Is it? Tim?

TIM: I'm sorry, were you speaking to me. I was looking at that tablecloth there.

ME: Tim, that's a skirt. It's in my closet, why would a tablecloth be in my closet?

TIM: Exactly. More importantly, why would it be around your waist?

ME: So, you'll help me?

TIM: Absolutely. I'll get the gasoline and matches.

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