ME: Well, are you going to help me go through my closet and decide what to keep and what to put in the garage sale?
TIM: You're thinking of keeping something?
ME: Tim, I have to wear something. I can't throw it all out. Besides, it's not all bad is it? Is it? Tim?
TIM: I'm sorry, were you speaking to me. I was looking at that tablecloth there.
ME: Tim, that's a skirt. It's in my closet, why would a tablecloth be in my closet?
TIM: Exactly. More importantly, why would it be around your waist?
ME: So, you'll help me?
TIM: Absolutely. I'll get the gasoline and matches.
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