TIM: What is that?
ME: What?
TIM: That.
ME: What? What are you looking at?
TIM: Your skin.
ME: What about my skin?
TIM: The whole of it.
ME: Well yeesh!
TIM: Melanin.
ME: My tan? You're asking about my tan?
TIM: Exactly. Why do you have that?
ME: Tim. I live in Southern California. I have access to a relatively large body of water popularly known as the Pacific Ocean. Also, I can jump into virtually a gazillion pools. A gazillion is a lot. A whole lot. I'm in graduate school. I can count to a gazillion. I'll start right now if you wish. One. Two. Thre...
TIM: If you have a tan, that must mean you have a tan LINE. Oh dear Lord, please don't tell me you own a swimsuit.
ME: Wow. That would be a bad thing huh?
TIM: People would PRAY for "the big one" my dear...that earthquake all of you Californians are so fond of fearing.
ME: What would you suggest I swim in then?
TIM: Besides the load of debt you're accruing with your advancing degrees and age? I wouldn't presume to suggest anything.
ME: Swim nekkid?
TIM: -------------------
ME: Tim? SMELLING SALTS SOMEONE!!!!!!!
4 comments:
you...my dear friend.....are undeniably nuts.
(one thing I absolutely LOVE about you)
p.s. thanks for the late night smile.
Oh my gosh!!! A comment on the site!!! I'm so excited!!! Oh thank you my dear friend. How fun. Thanks for stopping by this weird site. You're a true friend...and BRAVE. Carry on!!!!
I love my tan lines. . . though I hope no one ever sees them . .
Yay!! Em came to play!!!!
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